Fire and Tires and Ropes, Oh My!
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It’s time to get crackin’. I’m committed. Along with my husband and 22 year old, very fit stepson. The boy wants to race, of course. I had to burst his bubble by telling him I have no plans to race through this course, but plan to wallow in every puddle, linger thoughtfully at the bottom of every wall, and possibly lie down and try not to cry at the military crawl. Okay, I’m pretty sure there won’t be any crying involved as long as I don’t hurt myself but he knows that, I’m not that wimpy girl. When I was younger I assumed that at my age now, advanced as it seemed to a 20 year old, I would have found a sense of I don’t know, decorum? Able to find fun without potentially causing bodily injury to myself or others, putting myself and others in embarrassing situations that could cause irreparable harm to careers or marriages via gossip or now more likely Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and YouTube postings and not involving the promise of alcohol before OR after. I was wrong. I still find all of those things fit into my definition of fun. Maybe when I reach 50, and that’s closer than I want to admit…I’ll find my inner grown up. But I thought that about reaching 40. That birthday came and went a few birthdays back and it didn’t happen. So, does Warrior Dash have a “Granny” category?